So, basically, the statement: Will Hurd is a moron, is completely justified. So instead of showing up to a pointless final, Will decides to sleep through it. Mr. Wilen, a tad bit angry, still with his typical pleasant countenance sends Will the following email:

You need to come into the make up final time in order to take the Final quiz. Otherwise, because you did not show, it will be equivalent to a grade of 0 on the final.The make up time is 12:30 - 1:30 PM; Do NOT forget to show, please.

Mr. Wilen

Alright, we can note from this rather subdued message, the steaming, bubbling Howard as he typed it into the computer. Note “because you did not show” and the good use of “Do NOT.” But, of course, this is Mr. Wilen, so we should always append “please” to the end.

So I hope Will will have fun sitting with Mr. Wilen for an hour, tensions already high.

Anyways, finals are over, summer starts tomorrow at 10:00.
-Dustin